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-你好 -亚当吗 - Hello? - Adam?
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-艾莉森吗 -嘿 - Allison? - Hey!
你干什么呢 傻瓜 What are you doing, dummy?
我 我要结婚了 I'm, uh, I'm getting married.
-你要什么了 -结婚 - You're getting what? - Uh, married.
亚当 Adam?
听得见吗 Did I lose you?
很奇怪吗 I mean is this too weird?
并不奇怪 不奇怪 挺好的 是好事 It's not too weird, it's not weird, it's fine. It's good,
挺好的 是有一点奇怪 不过 it's good. I mean, it's a little weird, but, you know,
-没事 -我希望你能过来 - I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa. - And I want you to be
如果你想来的话 there if you want to come.
我希望你能来参加彩排晚宴 I'd like you to come to the rehearsal dinner...
我也不知道要不要去彩排晚宴 那可能 I don't know about coming to the rehearsal dinner, that might be a
会有点奇怪 little weird.
可能是有点吧 但是你知道我会 That might be a little weird, but, you know I'm,
我也会去参加你的婚礼所以你必须来 I'm gonna be at your wedding so you have to come to mine.
-没错 -听着 我不想你恨我 - Right. Yeah. - Look, I don't want you to hate me.
我不 我不恨你 I don't, I don't hate you.
那好 来参加我的婚礼吧 像我说的 Well then, come to my wedding. Like I said I'm going
-我也会去你的婚礼的 -好吧 - to come to yours. - Okay.
如果你结婚的话 When it happens.
我 是的 我很乐意 I'm, yeah, I'd like to be there.
真的吗 Really?
那太好了 That's great.
天呐 你都还没见过他 Oh my god, you haven't even met him.
其实我见过他 I did meet him actually.
等等 你见过他吗 Wait you met him?
对 去年在你姐姐家的圣诞晚会上 Yeah I met him last year at that Christmas thing at
我见过他 your sister's house.
对 没错 我忘了 他人很好 Right yeah I forgot that you, yeah you, he's a nice guy.
什么 What was that?
他人真的很好 你 你会喜欢他的 He, he's really, a really nice guy, you, you're gonna like him.
他看起来很棒 He seems great.
嗯 好吧 Yeah okay.
不 我讲真的 他真的看起来很不错 No no no, I'm serious, I mean that. He, he seems good.
我是说 他人很好 是个好人 I mean, he, he's good, he's a good guy.
我 我只是不想让你觉得 I, I just don't want you to feel...
-觉得什么 -不知道 - Feel what? - I don't know.
我也不知道 当我没说吧 I don't know. Never mind.
你能来我很开心 I'm glad you're coming.
我也是 Me too.
你确定可以过来吗 Are you sure you're okay?
-太有趣了 -很棒 - That's so funny! - Really great.
谁剪辑的 Who's the editor?
是谁剪辑的 Who's the editor?
啊 什么 Oh, hi, oh, what?
噢 这是谁 Oh, what, what is it?
埃德蒙德吗 Edmonton?
-亚当 -亚当 干得漂亮 - Adam. - Adam, great stuff!
你引起我的注意了 歌选的非常好 I've got my eye on you. I love the choice of music.
其实歌不是我选的 Oh that, actually that wasn't my choice.
对 那是 是我选的 Oh yeah that was, that was mine.
原来你才是幕后黑手啊 Oh, so you're the genius.
-做得好 艾兰 -谢谢 - Great job, Alan. - Thanks man.
-做得好 艾兰 -谢谢 - Great job Alan. - Thank you.
非常好 侏儒鸟的部分进展如何了 Great job. How's our manakin bird segment coming along?
视频还在剪辑中 雏形出来了 It's, I'm still cutting it, looking good but it's not
就是还没全部完成 有点 quite done yet, a little bit...
别忽悠我 Don't dick me around, guy.
我们剩下的时间很赶 We're on a strict deadline.
与奥森·施瓦兹曼与自然对话 可不等人 Nature talks with Orson Schwartzman waits for no man.
好的 施瓦兹曼先生 Yes Mr. Schwartzman.
与自然说话的时候 你得认真听 When nature talks, you listen.
-好的 -你在听吗 - Okay. - Are you listening?
是的 Um, yes.
很好 Good.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey! - Hey.
今晚要去浪一浪吗 Wanna get fucked up tonight?
我去不了 有事要做 Ah, I can't, I got, I got stuff to do.
什么事 Oh, what kind of stuff?
就一些杂七杂八的事 还要吃晚饭 It's like, errands and, and dinner, and...
你还好吗 You okay?
什么 很好啊 What? Yeah.
-是吗 -是 - Yeah? - Yeah!
好吧 Okay!
-我信了 -好 - That was believable. - Good!
再见 See you later.
雄性红顶侏儒鸟 The male red capped manakin bird.
当然了 侏儒一词源于荷兰语 Manakin of course derives from the Dutch
意思是小个子 word meaning 'little man'.
雌性红顶侏儒鸟 The females of the species
非常挑剔 所以雄性鸟 are very picky so the males employ a peculiar
会跳一种奇特的舞蹈来取悦雌性鸟 sort of dance to impress them.
因为哺乳动物更容易配对 或形成群体 Because mammals stand a better chance paired, or
而不是独来独往 in groups, than alone.
它们的生存取决于求偶 Their very survival depends upon their ability
以及交配的能力 to find a partner and mate.
她跟那人认识多久了 How long she known this guy?
一年 大概吧 A year! Or something.
-一年 才一年 -是的 - A year? A year? - Yeah. I know. I know.
这也太突然了吧 那人是谁啊 It's so sudden. Who is this guy?
他叫艾伦 Aaron.
-艾伦 -艾伦 - Aaron? - Aaron.
艾伦 Aaron.
-你干嘛一直嘀嘀咕咕的 -马克 该你上了 - Why do you keep whispering it? - Mark, you're up!
听着 这事我能搞定 问题不大 Listen, let me fix this for you. This, this is real easy.
听着 别去 别去她的婚礼 Come on, ready, don't go. Just don't go.
别去 老弟 Don't go, buddy.
你们刚在聊啥呢 What are you guys talking about?
女孩子的事吗 Girl stuff?
去吧 靠 Come on, gah!
干你丫的 什么破球 Suck my dick, pins!
这鬼地方 This place sucks!
好了 到你了 Alright, it's you.
我好像伤了亚当的心 I think I broke Adam.
他没事的 He's fine.
兄弟 Dude.
这里是保龄球馆 去投球 We're at a bowling alley, bowl.
-喂 去投球 -我办不到 - Hey. Bowl. - I can't.
嘿 你要是不去玩两把 你看起来 Hey, if you're not playing, you just look like a child molester
就像是穿着保龄球鞋的恋童癖 wearing those shoes.
算了 你去拿个球 Doesn't matter. You get a ball!
把球拎起来然后送出去 You pick it up and and give it a roll!
-我要回家了 -你给我听好 - I'm going home. - Listen to me.
我要回家 我不想 I'm going home, I don't wanna...
你马上给我去那里投一个球 You get up there and you bowl a strike right now,
证明自己不会被这事儿给击倒 you prove to yourself that you're gonna beat this,
就算没有她你也能过得很好 that you're gonna be okay without her!
因为你是亚当 Because you're Adam!
去投个球 You bowl strikes!
老哥 投个球而已 Dude, just bowl.
别当怂逼 You're being a douche.
好吧 Okay.
这只是 只是个保龄球而已 It's just, it's just bowling.
没事的 Don't worry about it.
亚当 Adam!
亚当 Adam.
-嗨 -嘿 - Hi! - Hey!
-你气色不错 -见到你真好 - Hi, ah, you look great. - It's good to see you.
-我要饿死了 -好 - Yeah. I'm starving! - Good!
这家店棒极了 不过总是被预订满了 This place is amazing! It's always booked,
你是怎么定到位子的 how did you get these reservations?
我把原先预定的人给干掉了 挺容易的 I had to kill a guy. Yeah. It was pretty easy.
我一个星期前就定好的 我知道你想来 No, no I called weeks ago because I knew you wanted to try it.
-所以我是史上最佳男友 -太贴心了 - That's why I'm the best boyfriend in the world. - So sweet!
确实 You are.
我最近工作太累了 I've just been so tired at work lately, I have to
我不能再继续熬夜了 stop staying up so late.
这其中也有部分是你的错 先生 Which is partly your fault, mister.
宝贝 你还好吗 Babe are you okay?
很好 Yeah! Yeah.
你有点心事重重的 You just seem preoccupied to me.
是吗 不 真奇怪你那么想 I do? No, that's weird, uh... hm.
不知道 可能是工作上的事吧 I don't know, maybe work stuff, I don't know.
一切还好吧 Everything okay?
你有考虑过结婚吗 You ever think about marriage?
笼统的说吗 还是 In, in general? Or...
我是说像 I mean like...
像是嫁给我 你有过 Marrying me. You ever...?
我有想过这件事 我跟朋友 I'm, I have thought about that, you know, my friends and.
我 我们聊过这个话题 怎么了 I, we talk about that stuff, why?
不是 我是说 确切地说 嫁给我 No but I mean, specifically, to me.
好吧 Right.
你有过 我是不是 You ever...? Am I, am I?
你是什么 你想说什么 Are you what? What are you saying?
-没什么 -不好意思 这什么情况 - Nothing. - I'm sorry. I don't know what's happening.
没没没 我只是在自言自语 No no no, I know, I'm just thinking, thinking out loud.
行吧 Okay.
那个 纪念日快乐 Hey, listen, happy anniversary.
纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary.
我们做到了 我很骄傲 We did it, I'm proud of us.
-对 我们处得不错 -我也觉得 - Yeah. We're doing a good job. - I think so.
确实如此 I think we are.
我觉得我们得结婚 I think we should get married.
-怎么 -什么 - What? - What?
-行还是不行 -什么 你说什么 - Yeah or no? - What? Did you say we sh... What are you saying?
我觉得我们得结婚 Yeah! I think we should get married!
你是疯 你在说什么 Are you cra - what are you talking about?
-很疯狂吗 -对 太疯狂了 - Is that crazy? - Yes that's crazy!
我知道这听起来很疯狂 但听我说完 Okay, well I know that sounds crazy but just hear me out.
你很开心 对吧 You're happy aren't you?
-我很开心 -很好 - Yeah I'm happy, yeah. - Okay, alright.
那还等什么呢 讲真 Well what else is there? Really?
人们把这些事搞得过于复杂了 I mean people overcomplicate these things but that's really, at its
但是最根本的就是开心 essence, that's what it is!
是吧 我们让彼此感到开心快乐 Right? We make each other happy!
咱俩有同样的 最喜欢的电影 We have the same... Favorite movie.
对 Yeah.
咱俩不会坐下只顾着忙自己的事情 We don't sit there on our things and post how
也不会晒恩爱 因为我们确实很恩爱 much fun we're having, we really have fun!
不 你没有晒过我的照片 Yeah, no, you never post pictures of me.
是没有 我觉得这样很好 No! I think that's great.
-对吧 -对 - Right? - Yeah.
我爱你 你也爱我 Okay. I love you, you love me.
我们就结婚吧 Yeah... Let's just do it!
我们有什么可怕的 What are we so afraid of?
我不知道这是不是害怕 I mean I don't know if it's being afraid
我觉得这是关于责任的事 I think it's just being responsible.
你太钻牛角尖了 You're in your head!
你想太多了 我也是 You're thinking. And I've been thinking too much too.
不要去想它 Get out of our heads!
-我们居然在聊这个 -我也没想到 - I can't believe we're talking about this! - I know, I can't either!
-我只是 好吧 -别想它 - I just, okay. - Shake it!
我觉得我们的感情很稳定 I think that we have a good thing going.
没错 Agreed.
你不觉得或许我们应该 Don't you think maybe we should just,
-应该什么 -就 顺其自然 - just what? - Like, let it do its thing
-任其发展 -不 我已经厌倦了 - and see where it goes? - No, no, no, I'm tired of
我不想顺其自然 doing that. I don't want to let it do its thing,
我不想以后再谈 我想现在就决定 I don't want to think about down the line, I want to think
我不是想 我是要做 about the now. I don't wanna think! I just wanna do it!
我现在就要做 当下我就要做 I wanna do the now, I want to be in the now,
而现在我要做的 就是娶你 and in the now, I want to marry you!
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
朱莉 我看起来像是开玩笑吗 Julie, don't I look serious?
你看起来是很认真 You do look pretty serious.
你说 为什么我们不结婚 I just, it just hit me. Why are we not doing this?
-天呐 -这周围的人都在谈婚论嫁 - Oh my god. - Everyone around us is doing
但是他们都没有像咱俩这么幸福 it. And they don't have nearly what we have.
对 没错 Yeah! Yeah.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我的天呐 Oh my god.
我的天呐 抱歉 我只是不 Oh my god I'm sorry I just don't I didn't - I don't,
我不知道要说什么 因为这个 I don't know exactly what to say, because this,
-慢慢想 -太夸张了 - take your time! - It feels like it's insane.
对 没错 Yeah, it is.
宝贝 我不知道你是这么想的 Honey I didn't know you felt that way.
别 你就慢慢想 不急 Don't, you know, take, as long as you need!
我不需要慢慢想 No I don't need time!
这听起来有点疯狂但是我想说 或许 This sounds insane but I think, maybe, oh my god,
-我觉得或许 -我们应该分手 - I think maybe... - We should break up.
-什么 -我们应该分手 - What? - I think we should break up.
我知道这听起来是在发神经 抱歉 And I know that seems psychotic, I'm so sorry.
-你在开玩笑吗 -不是 - Are you joking? - No.
-你在开玩笑 -不是 - This is a joke. - No, uh.
我一说出来就开始慌了 As soon as I said it out loud I started to panic
就感觉有点不对劲 抱歉 and it didn't feel right, I'm so sorry.
你是怎么回事 What's wrong with you?
我不知道 我不知道 我有点失控了 I don't know, I don't know, I'm just, um, I'm spinning out
我也不知道自己在讲什么 a little bit and I'm not sure what I'm saying but I do know
但我很清楚我们不该结婚 concretely that we should not get married, I just
我觉得这行不通 don't think this is working.
你觉得 你觉得这行不通 You don't...? You don't think this is working?
你刚刚才向我求婚 You just asked me to marry you.
我知道 刚刚是感觉来了 但是那种 I know, it felt right in the moment, but as soon as
感觉一消失 我突然很害怕婚姻生活 it was out in the ether, I got really scared to live in that world.
-但是你为什么 -我不知道 我不知道 - But why would you...? - I don't know, I don't know,
我无法想象我下半生的日子里 I just can't see myself waking up to your face
每天早晨都在你面前醒来 every morning, you know for the rest of my life!
那种醒来的呻吟声 不是说你 I mean, that sounds, urgh! No offense, not your
不是你脸的问题 你非常漂亮 face, not your face! You have a great face,
你的脸比我好看多了 a much better face than I do, by the way,
-我本该感到幸运 -废话 - I should be so lucky! - I know!
你的脸非常漂亮 只是除了这副脸蛋 Your face is great, it's what's behind it that I don't think I can
我觉得没办法一起长期生活 live with for a long time.
-天呐 -长期是指几个月 - Oh my god. - I mean, a couple months,
我们没必要分手 我在说什么 we don't have to break up, I don't know what I'm talking
算了 当我没说 你点了什么 about, forget it, forget it, what are you ordering,
你点了什么菜 我只是觉得没办法 what are you getting? I just don't think I can...
你就是个混蛋 You are an asshole.
大 混 蛋 An ass hole!
等等 等等 朱莉 等一下 Wait wait wait, Julie! Hold up, wait wait wait!
恭喜你 你就孤独终老吧 Congratulations, you're gonna die alone!
婚宴宾客
BGM I Left My Heart In San Francisco
你好 我 Hi i...
我去看 I'm gonna look...
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
-需要帮忙吗 -我需要一个房间 - How can I help you? - Oh, I just need a room, please.
-好的 您是一个人还是有 -一个人 - Okay is it just you or anyone else... - no?
-就我一个人 -有妻子 还是女友 - No it's just me. - Wife? Girlfriend?
-就我一个 -丈夫 朋友 还是别的什么 - Just me. - Husband, friend, anything?
就我一个人 It's just me.
就一个人啊 Oh, hm, ah. Just one?
-呆在房间里吗 -对 - Staying in the room? - Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
您想要备用钥匙吗 以防有访客 And would you like a second key? For any
朋友过来 对吧 visitors, or friends, you know?
不用 一把钥匙就够了 谢谢 No, no just one's fine. Thanks.
单人房 Room for one.
谢谢 罗 Thank you, Rah..
-罗汉 -抱歉 谢谢 - Rohan. - Sorry. Thanks.
你好 Hello?
Nature talks with Orson Schwartzman
这些长尾雄性侏儒鸟 These long tailed manakin males will
会与其他同类竞争以获得雌鸟的青睐 actually compete with each other for the attention of
当然了 还有交配的权利 the female and of course, the right to mate.
强势的雄性总是比弱势的雄性更容易 The dominant male will always attract the female
吸引雌性 这就是丛林法则 over the weaker males, this is the law of the
也是生命的自然秩序 爱情亦是如此 jungle, and the natural order of life! And love.
亚当 Adam?
-嘿 -我勒个去 - Hey. - Holy shit.
-我是格雷格 -对 我知道 - Greg! - Yeah! I know.
天呐 好久不见 Oh my god. Right! Long time.
-对 好久不见 -自从 - Yeah long time no see. - From, uh...
-大学毕业 -毕业之后 - Since college! - College!
对 真老套 我喜欢 Yeah, man! Old school, I like it!
太棒了兄弟 你在这干什么 This is great man, what are you doing up here?
来城里看看朋友 Ah well just in town visiting friends.
看看朋友和家人 Friends and family.
主要是家人 Mainly family.
你应该打给我的 老兄 Huh. You should have called me, man.
我知道 我考虑过 但是 I know, I thought about it but then, um...
你听说艾莉森的事了吗 Hey, did you hear about Allison?
艾莉森是 Allison...?
艾莉森·乔治 你谈了八年的女朋友 Allison George, your girlfriend of eight years?
对 艾莉森 她怎么了 Oh, right. Sure, yeah, Allison. No, uh, what's up?
艾莉森·乔治要结婚了 Allison George is getting married.
真的吗 很好 Wow really? Great for her.
这太疯狂了 你们俩是天生的一对 It's crazy man, you guys were together forever!
你们俩是拆不散的 你记得吗 Yeah. You guys were inseparable, do you remember that?
就好像我认为你们永远 It was like, I thought you guys were never,
都不会分手 你们却分手了 ever, ever gonna break up and then you did.
-这个嘛 -你还记得吗 - Well, yeah. - Do you remember that?
-你们分手的时候 -不 - When you guys broke up? - Yeah, no.
你们什么都有了 Seriously you guys had everything,
-你记得吗 -那是很久以前的事了 - do you remember that? - Yeah well, it was a long time ago.
也没那么久 Not that long ago.
还是挺久的 It was pretty long ago.
一年半而已 A year and a half.
有点儿 Ish.
差不多两年 Closer to two.
一年半 A year and a half.
好像是两年 差不多 It was like two. About two years.
我很确定是差不多一年半 I'm sure it's closer to a year and a half.
我不知道你为什么这么确定 I don't know how you're so sure of that.
因为我记得 这事我印象深刻 Because I remember it, it was really devastating.
你说到她我都不记得这个名字 所以 I didn't even remember her name when you said it, so,
你非要唤起我的记忆 you had to jog my memory, so...
你在读什么 So what are you reading?
没什么 我只是在看 Nothing, it's, I was just looking at,
我也不知道 我就随便看看 I don't even know how, I was just browsing.
下次再聊 老兄 I'll talk to you later man.
好 好的 Yeah, okay.
抱歉 Sorry.
-不好意思 你说什么 -抱歉 - Excuse me... what? - Sorry.
-你说什么 -什么 - Hm. What? - What?
我还以为你说了什么 Oh I thought you said something.
-我 -什么 - I... - What?
这倒提醒我 你想不想 Um... that reminds me, do you wanna -?
你想去喝咖啡吗 Do you wanna get a coffee sometime?
或者水 果汁什么的 随便你 Or like a water, or a juice? Something like a, whatever you...
不用了 我还在看书 No, um, I'm reading my book.
-好的 -所以下次再说吧 - Oh, okay. - So maybe another time.
这是 Is that?
人鼠之间 是本好书 Oh, "Of Mice And Men", that's a good one.
我可以直接告诉你结局 I could just, I could tell you how it ends.
-什么 -对 我可以告诉你结局 - Excuse me? - Yeah I could tell you how it ends. How it...
莱尼 他死了 莱尼死了 Lenny, he dies, he dies. Lenny dies.
乔治开枪打爆了他的后脑勺 George shoots him in the back of the head.
-什么 -因为他是唯一懂他的人 - What? - Because he's the only one that really understands him.
结局很美好 但是 It's really beautiful, but it's
令人心碎 heartbreaking.
你认真的吗 Are you serious?
对 认真的 结局就是这样 Yeah, seriously. That's how it ends.
不 你认真的吗 你现在是认真的吗 No, are you serious, are you serious right now?
对这事 With this?
我说了我认真的 Yeah I just said I was.
你把我的阅读体验给毁了 你毁了它 You ruined this for me. You just ruined this book for me.
我刚 I was just,
我才刚开始看这本书 I just started reading this book and...
我为你省了差不多 Oh, well I saved you like,
你看到哪了 我为你省了差不多 what page are you on, I saved you, like,
-180页 -你有什么毛病 - a hundred and eighty pages. - What is wrong with you?
你有什么毛病 What's wrong with you?
谁没读过 人鼠之间 Who hasn't read "Of Mice And Men"?
那太疯狂了 That's crazy.
-我 我 -这是经典 - I, I... - it's a classic.
我知道 这就是我读它的原因 I know, that is why, that is why I'm reading it.
你现在已经读完了 Well you should have read it by now.
你读得慢不是我的错 It's not my fault you're a slow reader.
你知道吗 她还没看完 人鼠之间 You know she hasn't read "Of Mice And Men"?
-我知道 -听着 我就是读的慢 - I know. - Look, I'm not a slow reader, okay?
-我只是还没有 -实际上我拯救了你 - I just haven't... - In fact I'm saving you from
避免了你告诉朋友和家人 the humiliation of having to tell your friends and
你没读过这本杰作的尴尬 family that you haven't read a timeless masterpiece.
一个刚刚被你毁了的杰作 A timeless masterpiece that you just ruined.
你现在有时间喝咖啡了吗 Do you have time for a coffee now?
我不知道是该说你很有魅力 You know I can't tell if you're charming
还是说你是个混蛋 or if you're just an asshole.
有魅力 Charming.
我希望是有魅力 对不起 你说得对 Charming, I hope. I'm sorry, you're right.
我太粗鲁了 That was rude.
因为那是本好书 Because it is a great book.
很抱歉 我只是 I'm sorry, I'm just,
我只是很想把你约出去 I just really want you to go out with me.
好 让我搞清楚 为了回报你 Okay so let me get this straight, in return for,
毁了我这次完美的 um, ruining this perfectly good,
全新的阅读体验 brand new reading experience for me,
我要奖励你和你约会 I should reward you by going out with you?
两件事 这书不是全新的 Two things, it shouldn't be brand new,
我们已经出版过了 已经上市很久了 we've established that, it's been out for a long time,
而且我认为跟我出去 and I think it might be more fun
比在图书馆独自看书有趣 than reading alone in a library.
你怎么知道 And how would you know?
因为书不会和你上床 Well because a books not gonna have sex with you
我想 非常想 and I want to, very badly.
我的天哪 Oh my god.
我知道这听起来很疯狂 但我觉得我爱你 I know this sounds crazy but I think I love you.
我爱上你了 我知道听起来太疯狂了 I just think I'm in love with you, and I know that sounds crazy,
我知道 我知道 好吗 and I know, I know, okay,
你要怎么办 what, are you gonna, what?
这是 什么 What is... what?
-我爱你 -你甚至都不认识我 - I do. - You don't even know me.
我知道 所以我想请你喝咖啡 I know, and that's why I want to share a cup of with you
因为我也觉得很奇怪 because I think it's weird, too,
我居然爱上一个我不认识的人 that I should love somebody that I don't even really know.
所以我想 我们去喝咖啡 So I thought, we'll go get coffee,
-我会问你来自哪里 -好吧 - I'll ask you where you're from. - Okay.
认识一下对方 Get to know each other,
-然后 -好的 - and then, um, - okay.
你猜到我要说什么吗 You see where I'm going with this?
-好的 -好的 真的吗 - Okay. - Okay? Really?
我成功了吗 That worked?
你一定缺根筋 You must have a screw loose.
-孩子 你是谁 -我叫亚当 - Kid, who are you? - I'm Adam.
-嘿兄弟 我知道我知道 -天哪 - Hey man. I know, I know, - Ah! Jesus!
也吓了我一跳 我差点忘记给你名片 It scared me too, I almost forgot to give you my card.
-幸好你没忘记 -不 我没忘 - Thank god you didn't forget. - Uh, yeah. No, I didn't.
上面有我的网站 我的脸书 That's got my website on there, okay, my Facebook,
-领英也在上面 -我只需要一个 - Linkedin's on there, - I just need one.
不 你全部都可以用 还有邮箱 No you could use all of them, and then there's email, too
-就在上面 -好 我会给你发邮件 - that's right on there. - Okay well I'll email you then.
-很好 如果你想聊聊 -是 - Okay good if you ever need to talk. - Yeah.
我会给你发邮件 很期待和你联系 I'll email you and I look forward to emailing you.
好的 但如果你想聊聊 Yeah but if you ever need to talk.
好 我会的 我知道了 Yeah I'll, I got it.
好的 老兄 Yeah, man.
如果你需要 If you need to.
好的 Okay.
-我还在说 疯了 -格雷格·汉密尔顿 - I'm still... crazy! - Greg... Hamilton.
联系我 Email me.
什么 What?
-我没看懂 -联系我 联系我 - I don't know what that means. - Email me. Email me!
好的 可以 Oh! Okay, oh yeah.
-亚当 -嘿 你知道是我 - Adam? - Hey! You knew it was me.
当然 我存了你的号码 Yes it was in my phone.
对 Oh right duh.
-有什么事吗 -我到了 - What are you, uh...? - Uh, I am here.
-我到了 -天哪 你怎么不告诉我 - I'm here. - What? Oh my god why didn't you tell me?
我正在告诉你啊 你个傻瓜 Well, I am telling you, you dum-dum.
那个 听着 这太疯狂了 Well, listen, this is crazy
但是我们今晚有一个宴会 but we're having this dinner party tonight.
-好的 -我不知道 你想来吗 - Yeah. - And, I don't know, maybe you want to come?
不 说真的 你们俩 你们俩 No but seriously, you two. You two,
如果世界上有两个人 if there are two people in the whole world
最该结婚的话 that should actually be getting married,
他们就在这 就是你们俩 they're right here, it's you two.
我还记得你们刚见面的时候 I actually remember when you guys met.
艾伦说 大卫 她是第一个 Aaron said, 'David, this is the first girl
我想要娶回家的女孩 I can actually see myself marrying.'
我当时真的想劝你放弃 And I was, I actually tried to talk you out of it
这样我好约艾莉森出去 真的 so I could ask Allison out. I did!
因为她 看看她 Because she's, look at her!
谁会不想马上娶了她 Who wouldn't want to marry her instantly!
-疯了才会不娶她 -傻小子 - You would be crazy not to marry her! - Dumb boy.
如果你们没结果 我就在这儿等着 If it doesn't work out, I'm waiting in the wings.
发短信给我 打给我 Text me, call me.
无论你想做什么 Whatever you need to do.
但说真的 你们俩是天造地设的 No but seriously, you guys are actually fashioned for each other,
你们就是为对方而生的 you were made for one another.
我不知道比你们更聪明 And I do not know a more intelligent,
更优雅的夫妻了 graceful couple than you guys.
他们说婚姻是个难题 是的 And they say that marriage is hard work, right,
就是这样的 婚姻确实很难 that's the thing, marriage is hard work,
但是我不担心你们两个 but I'm not really worried about you guys,
-因为你们绝配 -谢谢你 大卫 - because you guys make sense. - Thanks, Dave.
这是件美好的事 让我们为他们干杯 And that's a beautiful thing, so let's drink to them!
为你们干杯 我爱你们 Cheers to you guys I love you,
我爱你 你 还有你 I love you, you, you,
还有你也很好 and you're fine too.
让我们喝得烂醉嗨起来吧 Let's get really drunk and be happy.
祝你走运 Mazel tov.
我能亲你吗 我一整晚都在想着亲她 Can I kiss you? I've been wanting to kiss her all night.
你是艾伦的朋友吗 Are you friends with Aaron?
艾莉森的 Allison actually.
你们是怎么认识的 Oh, how do you guys know each other?
亚当和艾莉森以前约会过 Adam and Allison used to go out.
真的吗 Oh really?
是的 Yeah.
多久的事 When was that?
就在艾伦之前 Literally, right before Aaron.
-你是亚当对吗 -是的 - You're Adam, huh? - Yeah.
我是李 很高兴认识你 I'm Lee, nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
-很高兴认识你 -干杯 - Nice to meet you. - Cheers.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
是她邀请你来的吗 Did she ask you to come to this dinner?
-是的 -以好朋友的名义吗 - She, she did. - Mister really good friend?
-对 -你是那个人 - Yeah... - You're that guy.
抱歉老兄 我开玩笑的 我在开玩笑 I'm sorry man I'm just kidding with you, I'm kidding.
干杯 伙计 干杯 Cheers, man. Cheers.
敬人类精神的力量 敬忍耐 To the strength of the human spirit. To endure.
谢谢 Thanks.
振作起来老兄 Hey buck up buddy.
谁知道呢 接到花球的没准是你呢 Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet!
你听到我对这屌丝说的话了吗 Did you hear what I said to second place over here?
嘿 傻瓜 Hey, dummy.
嗨 Hey!
你在上面干嘛 What are you doing up here?
闲逛 Just hanging out.
过来和我坐 过来 Come sit with me! Come here.
你总是能找到这些藏身之处 You always find those little hideouts,
你真是个怪胎 you're such a weirdo.
你才是怪胎 你个傻瓜 你的 You're a weirdo, you dum dum. How was your -?
怎么样 不好意思 How was the - oh sorry.
-你先说 -你先说 不你先说 - You go. - You go. - No, you go.
说吧 Um... Go ahead.
不了 我没什么有趣的事要说 No, nah, nah I just had nothing really interesting to say.
我也是 Neither did I.
好吧 Alright.
那么 So.
我喜欢你的发型 和以前不同了 How, um, I like, like, your hair. It's different.
是吗 谢谢 Oh yeah thank you! Yeah.
是好的不同吗 Good different?
非常好 Great different.
你看起来 You look, um...
-一样 -一样 - The same. - The same!
-是 -对 可以这样说 - Yeah. - Yeah, kinda. Yeah.
一样的好吗 Good same?
非常好 Great same.
所以这 太疯狂了是吗 Ah, so this is, uh, pretty crazy, huh?
是的 这真的太疯狂了 It really is, I mean it is really crazy.
-是啊 -对 一发不可收拾了 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's very overwhelming.
-要做的决定太多了 -我确信 - There are so many decisions to make. - I bet, I bet.
一切都太突然了 I mean it's also so sudden.
对 我不知道 一切就发生了 Right, yeah, it's just, I don't know, it just happened.
是的 事情就是这样的 Yeah, that's how these things go.
-你记得当时 -艾莉森 - Do you remember when, um... - Allison!
嘿 Oh, hey.
这是你的聚会 下来玩吧 It's your party come play.
-好 抱歉 我要 -当然 没事 - Yeah! I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna, - yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.
一会儿见 好吗 I'll see you later though, yeah?
-好啊 好 -好的 - Yes, okay. - Okay.
-你也下来吧 -好 - You come on down, too! - Ah, yeah!
下来的时候注意头 Watch your head coming down.
好的 这是 好吧 Oh yeah, what is... yeah.
上面很有意思 Interesting space up here.
严格地说我们在这啪过很多次 It's where we have a lot of sex. Strictly.
-你太坏了 -开玩笑的 开玩笑的 - You're, you're the worst. - Just kidding, just kidding.
嘿 兄弟 Hey buddy!
嘿 艾伦 你怎么样 Hey, Aaron, how you doing?
很好 我很好 有点紧张 I'm good, I'm good. Well, you know, nervous.
是啊 大喜之日就要到了 Yeah, psh, big day coming up.
那还用说 You're telling me.
那什么 你想替我站在那儿吗 What, you uh, you want to stand up there for me?
当然了 Sure!
我的意思是 不 不行 I mean, not really. No.
嘿 很高兴见到你 Hey, really good to see you though.
你能来艾莉森很高兴 你知道的 - Mm-hmm. - Allison was so glad you could make it, you know.
你对她来说很重要 You mean a lot to her.
你真的很重要 - Aw. - You really do.
她对我也意义重大 She means a lot to me.
你知道吗 就我个人而言 You know what on a personal note,
你能来我觉得很好 I think it's so cool that you came,
鉴于你们之前的历史 given your history and stuff?
你真的是心胸宽阔 It's like, it's really big of you.
谢谢你 So thank you.
谢了艾伦 你也很心胸宽阔 Well thanks Aaron. That's big of you to say.
不 我是说你心胸宽阔 No I mean it's big of you.
那个 你也一样 Well it's big of you too.
我想我们都挺阔的 I guess we're both big.
我喜欢这个说法 I like that we're both big. Heyoo!
不不不 我的小弟弟其实很小 No no no, I have actually a very small penis.
-真的吗 -不不不 - Really? - No no no.
所以你很大 So you don't.
是是 我在那方面很棒 No. No, I'm very secure in that area.
-很好 -对 - Good. - Yeah.
我很高兴大家都在 你知道的 So, I'm just glad everyone's, you know,
他们应在的位置上 where they're supposed to be.
当然 当然 Totally. Totally.
嘿 很高兴见到你 Well hey! Good to see you.
谢谢你能邀请我 艾伦 Well, thanks for inviting me, Aaron,
再说一遍 你真的很心胸宽阔 that was really big of you, again.
-你很棒 好了 -你也很棒 - You're amazing. Alright. - You're amazing.
谢谢你 兄弟 Thanks, big guy.
我们应该找时间一起出去玩玩 Hey you know, we should hang some time.
可以 很好 Yeah, cool!
你打网球吗 Do you play tennis?
我打不打网球 Do I play tennis?
你喜欢这项运动吗 What you like the game?
我简直爱死网球了 Ah, love the game.
好啊 有时间打几回合 会很有趣的 Alright, well we'll go a few rounds, will be fun.
好的 Cool, yeah.
-超棒 -超超棒 - Noice. - Very noice.
一言为定 Alright.
必须的 Cool.
抱歉 Sorry.
你是哪里人 Where you from?
我家在佛蒙特州 Um, originally from Vermont.
佛蒙特吗 棒 Vermont?? Cool!
那儿滑雪超爽 对吧 Great skiing there, right?
算是吧 Yeah.
是你呀 大卫 你好 Oh my god, David! Hi, how are you?
-我想死你啦 -你的发言真是太棒了 - I miss you! - Oh my god that speech was so good.
谢谢 Thank you.
确实很棒 It was really good.
-我弄丢了 不好意思 -大家都很高兴 - I lost my, sorry, - they were so happy!
-我把钥匙给弄丢了 -你的钥匙吗 - I lost my keys. - Your keys? Ooh.
你可以帮我一起找吗 Can you find them for me?
我已经叫了优步了 你可以跟我一起 Well I'm waiting on an. Uber, just come with me.
我可以去你家吗 Can I go home with you?
你住哪儿 我或许 Where do you live? I...
-你真是太好了 -我已经和一帮女生约好了 - Thank you so... - Gonna have some girls over.
我觉得我们俩应该找个地方再玩一下 I think we should hang out more.
大卫你坐到我的 You gotta, actually, David you're sitting on my...
我这辈子还没这么喜欢过一个人呢 I haven't liked anyone in like, forever!
格温·大卫 你坐 Gwen, David, it was...
-你难道没有这种感觉吗 -有 - Do you feel this too, though? - Yes, I love that.
你想象过自己步入婚姻殿堂的样子吗 Have you thought about walking down the aisle?
-我准备 -我们应该怎么办 我在想 - I'm gonna just... - Oh how would we do that? I was thinking like,
大卫我准备走了 I'm actually gonna head out, David.
或者我们可以牵着手 Or we could hold hands.
大卫我要走了 你可让一下吗 David, I'm gonna go ahead and head out, so...
手牵着手 就这么定了 我喜欢牵手 Hand in hand! That's it, done! I love holding hands.
我好想你 我们干嘛不再找个地方坐坐 I miss you, why don't we hang out more?
今晚可以和我一起呀 闺蜜聚会 Well come over tonight, girls' night,
一定很好玩 it'll be fun.
-你还好吧老哥 -我从椅子上摔下来了 - You okay man? - I just popped outta there.
我们刚才只是在聊 抱歉 So we were, we were just talking about... Sorry.
你把椅子给坐断了 You just snapped that chair.
-老天 这只是一个晚宴而已 -天呐 - Jesus it's just a dinner party, - Oh my god it's like
这东西看起来就像一个和睦烟斗 a peace pipe.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
-是挺像的 -留着当个纪念吧老哥 - That's a good bit. - That's for you, dude,
-路上说不定有用 -拿走吧 - that's for the road. - Take that one.
-送给你了 -我真的很喜欢你的发言 - You can have it. - I really enjoyed your speech.
我没看错吧 Whaaaat?
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
-你好 妈妈 -天啊 - Hi, mom. - Oh my god!
你这都穿的什么呀 Hi, uh, what are you wearing?
我刚在跑步 I was jogging!
你从什么时候开始跑步了 Uh, since when are you jogging?
为什么这么问 我一直都有在锻炼啊 What do you mean? I'm exercising.
我从没见你锻炼过 I've never seen you exercise.
我在塑形 I'm getting in shape!
你头上是什么东西 What's on your head?
-跑步用的 -什么 - Just a jogging thing. - What?
这是个吸汗带 跑步嘛 会出很多汗 It's a running, you know, sweatband.
你没事儿吧 You okay?
你准备在家待多久 How long you gonna be home?
我不确定 但是不会很久 I don't know, not long, just a quickie.
别忙活了 I'm alright.
你要住这儿吗 Are you gonna stay here?
不了 Uh, I can't.
那你要去住哪儿 Well where you gonna stay?
公司给我在旁边的酒店订好房间了 Work put me up at this hotel nearby.
不错嘛 小土豪 Really? Mister big shot!
-我又不是住四季酒店 -听起来不错 - Its not the four seasons! - Sounds good!
你最近怎么样 有遇到什么趣事吗 So how's it going, anything interesting?
还可以 不过没什么特别的事 Yeah, nah, just the usual, you know.
就搞搞我那些鸟儿的纪录片 Birds Humpin' in the woods.
听起来挺刺激的 Sounds provocative.
那么 So.
你在这边会联系艾莉森吗 You gonna call Allison while you're here
还是说我不能问 or am I not allowed to ask?
我也不知道 没想过这个问题 I don't know, I haven't really thought about it.
-可能吧 -我觉得你应该联系她 - Maybe. - I think you should.
我这儿还有你们一起去卡梅尔照的相呢 I still have that picture you took when you went down to Carmel.
Carmel: 旅游小镇，位于美国加州
就在那儿 Look, right there.
妈 你是疯了吗 Mom are you insane?
都分手快两年了 你不能这么搞 It's been almost two years you can't do that.
-不可理喻 -我只是喜欢这张 - This is crazy, this is nuts. - I like the pic...
-你居然还留着 -成熟点吧 - That you still have this. - That is very immature.
你这是要干嘛 What are you doing?
这是我们的合照 It's a picture of us!
你留着它太奇怪了 It's so weird that you have that.
你把照片扔掉是什么意思 What are you throwing that away for?
你戏也太多了 You are so dramatic.
既然你都来了就给她打个电话吧 Just call her, if you're here,
有的是时间 没什么大不了的 you have the time, no big deal.
好吧 说不定我会的 Alright maybe.
你快乐吗 Are you happy?
见到你真好 Good to see you.
我勒个去 Aw shit!
没事儿 保持抬肘的动作 Okay, that's alright. Hey, keep your elbow up and
-击完球要把动作做完 -我明白 - follow through, you know? - Yeah I know!
很好 Yeah.
你试试 没错 就像这样 There you go, yeah just like that!
有什么问题吗 You good?
没有 很好 Yeah, feel good!
很高兴跟你一起打球 老兄 Hey I'm glad we're doing this, man.
-我也是 -那就好 - Me too. - It's cool.
-到我发球 -没错 - My serve. - Yeah.
我记得你说你打过网球 I thought you said you played?
是的 不过有一阵子没打了 Yeah it's been a while!
实不相瞒 我差点成为职业选手 You know, I almost went pro.
那你不早说 Oh I didn't know that.
大学的时候把膝盖伤了 Blew my knee out in college.
-太可惜了 -是啊 - Bummer. - Yeah.
那本来会是一种完全不同的生活 That would have been a different life.
真的 到世界各地比赛 各种名誉和荣耀 Really. I mean, travel the world, fame, glory.
不过事情怎么发展都是命中注定的 不是吗 No but things work out the way they're supposed to, right?
到谁发球 Whose serve?
到你 You take it!
靠 Shit!
这回合还可以老兄 Good round, bud!
谢了啊 Thanks!
老兄送了一个球给我扣啊 Man you set me up for that spike!
我知道 这个 你是什么意思来着 I know, that's uh, how so?
我是说你挑了一个半高球 Well you know when you lobbed it up and I just,
-我就可以直接网前扣杀 -扣杀 对对 - spiked it like that. - Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah.
那球扣得漂亮 That was a nice hit.
我不太好意思 I feel bad man,
我们本可以喝点啤酒什么的 we could have grabbed a beer or something.
我觉得非常棒 Oh no, this is, this is great.
那就好 那就好 Oh good. Yeah, okay.
-真的 不骗你 -很好 - Yeah this is great. - Good.
小艾说你很喜欢纪录片 Al said you're into documentaries?
小艾是谁 Al?
-艾莉森 -啊 没错 我现在主要做剪辑 - Allison. - Oh yeah, um, yeah, no I'm mostly editing now,
剪辑别人的作品 somebody else's stuff.
什么类型的呢 政治主题吗 So like what kind of stuff? Political?
不 大部分是和鸟相关的 No like, uh, bird stuff mostly.
很酷啊 That's kinda cool.
我希望很快能制作自己的片子 Yeah I kinda want to get my own thing going soon.
关于什么的呢 So what's that gonna be about?
也是和鸟相关的吗 你好像很喜欢鸟 Birds, you're into birds? You like birds?
不是 是有关环境污染 气候之类的 No like, something like pollution, climate,
我也描述不清 环境相关的吧 I don't know, something like the environment.
听起来很棒 That's great! That's great,
等不及想要看了 真的很酷 can't wait to see that. That's really cool.
-好了 又到我发球了 -好 - Okay my serve. - Yeah.
记住抬肘 还有重心落在 Okay now remember elbow up and try to stay on the
前脚掌 balls of your feet.
抬肘 前脚掌 Elbows up, balls.
-没错 -好的 Yeah. Okay.
左右活动一下 放松放松 Just go side to side, let's get loose a little bit.
活动下肩膀 往前伸展 Your shoulders, bring it forward,
脚尖也向前伸展 然后回到原位 bring your toes forward, bring it back.
就这样 别停 There you go! Keep going!
像这样吗 Are you sure?
你看起来像个傻叉 No man you look like a fucking idiot!
-快别扭了 -我就知道 - C'mon! - I know!
好了老兄继续吧 准备好了没 Okay here we go bud you ready?
没问题 Yup!
没错 就这样 There you go!
就这样 老兄 放轻松 There you go, bud. Nice and easy, buddy.
好球 There, nice!
我扣 Spike!
差一点就闷我脸上了 Wow, almost got me there!
不是差一点嘛 Almost!
到我发球 My serve.
没记错吧 You sure?
没有 Oh yeah.
好吧 Yeah.
去你妈的 操 Fucking fuck!
手滑了 Slipped!
手心有汗 Sweaty.
不好意思 Sorry!
打得不错 Good game!
沙尔曼先生 Mister Shalman!
-一切还满意吗 -满意得不行 - Are you enjoying your stay with us? - Oh yeah,
这是我一生中最快乐的时光 谢谢 I'm having the time of my life. Thanks.
那就好 电梯在你的右手边 Wonderful! The elevators are to your right.
电梯还没搬家吗 Oh they haven't moved?
电梯不会搬家 臭傻逼 No they haven't moved, fucking asshole.
我去 Oh my god...
你好 Hey!
你还好吗兄弟 How are you buddy?
如何啊 How's it going?
快让我八卦一下 你见到她了吗 Come on give me the details did you see her?
见到了 Yeah.
然后呢 And?
感觉还可以 It was, it was nice.
婚礼取消了吗 Is the wedding off?
我在想如果我一拳打在屏幕上 Wonder if I punch the computer screen, I wonder
你会不会疼 有这样的技术了吗 if you would feel it. Do they have that technology?
-你可以试试 -你想说什么 - You could try. - What do you want?
你需要找个伴 You need a date.
啥 我不要 我现在最不想做的 What? No, I don't, the last thing I
就是去找伴 want to do is go on another date.
不 我的意思是在婚礼上 No no, to the wedding, to the wedding.
你不能一个人去 这简直是自杀 You can't show up stag, it's suicide.
你会受不了的 You'll be annihilated.
真的吗 Really? Mmm.
那我能怎么办 我总不能 Well what do you want me to do? I can't just...
我想到了 I got you!
谁 Who?
我表妹 My cousin!
塔露拉 Tallulah!
塔露拉 Tallulah?
没错塔露拉 Tallulah!
她是个小仙女吗 What is she, like a little fairy?
她是一个真实的女生 叫塔露拉 She's a real girl named Tallulah!
她是你表妹 She's your cousin?
没错 第二个表妹 Yeah, second cousin but yeah.
她长得像你吗 Does she look like you?
你是在问她是个亚裔吗 You mean is she Asian, are you asking?
我不是这个意思 No, man, no!
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她是白人 你满意了吗 梅尔·吉布森 She's white, are you happy, Mel Gibson?
-她是白人 -别这么说 - She's white! - Stop...
我不是这个意思 Stop it that's not what I meant!
我看透你了 你就爱亚洲人 All you do is love Asian girls, that's what this is about.
-啥 -就是这样 - What? - Yeah you do.
她又不是长胸版的我 She's not me with boobs.
她是你去参加婚礼的女伴 She's a date to the wedding so you have
这样在你和巨大的羞耻感以及 something standing between you and massive amounts of
自我否定之间就有了屏障 shame and self-degradation!
你需要一个女伴 You just need a plus one.
你或许会真的喜欢上她也说不准 Who knows, you might even like her.
好吧 你或许是对的 谢谢 Alright, well, maybe. Thank you.
那个啥 我准备去冲个澡 Uh, listen I'm gonna go take a shower but, um...
咋啦 What?
你穿的是什么鬼 What are, what are you wearing?
就是条网球短裤而已 What do you mean, it's just tennis shorts?
你是偷了一条小男孩的内裤来穿吗 You look like you stole a little boys underwear.
我刚打完网球 I was playing tennis!
你从来不打网球啊 You don't play tennis!
我打的啊 有时候打 Yes I do, I do sometimes.
跟谁打 With who?
-跟艾伦打 -谁 - Aaron. - Aaron? What?
-就是艾伦 -你在搞什么飞机呢 - Aaron, okay? - Yeah. What are you doing?
你听我说 Hey listen, listen!
你这是在和敌人称兄道弟啊 You're fraternizing with the enemy!
敌人 不至于吧 The enemy? Give me a break.
马克 成熟点吧 Grow up, mark, come on!
这哥们儿还挺酷的 He's cool!
真的 He's actually a really cool guy.
我今天过得还挺开心 I had fun today.
我觉得你也会喜欢他的 You would like him a lot, I think.
-怀疑 -我们三个可以一起去嗨一下 - I would? - I feel like the three of us should hang out.
这么看着我是什么意思 Why are you looking at me like that?
你是在搞笑吗 Why are you doing this?
马克你听我说 生活总要继续 Listen, listen! Life moves on, mark, and
我们中有人正在朝着这个方向努力 some of us are moving with it!
我们中有人看到了你的蛋蛋 Some of us can see your balls!
-拜拜 -你的蛋蛋和馄饨差不多大 - Good bye. - Like a wonton sized...
拜拜了您嘞 Bye bye!
请问你是塔露拉吗 T-Tallulah?
-你好 -你好 我是亚当 Hi! Hi, hi, Adam.
太好了 Great.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you!
一切还好吧 So how you doing?
挺好的 Good.
-不好意思 没听清 -我说挺好的 - Sorry? - Good.
真的吗 You sure?
当然 Yeah.
你没事儿吧 Are you okay?
只是有点紧张 Nervous.
别太在意 其实我也有点紧张 Don't worry about it, I'm nervous too.
你是马克的表妹吧 So you're uh, you're mark's cousin?
是的 Yeah.
深表遗憾 I'm so sorry.
怎么了 What happened?
没什么 开个玩笑 我是马克的朋友 No no no, I was kidding I was, mark's my friend.
刚才我想开个玩笑来着 It's a joke.
如果玩笑不逗的话 I don't know if it is a joke
我不知道它还算不算玩笑 if it's not funny.
那个啥 你饿了吗 Um, so you hungry?
现在不饿了 Not anymore.
你刚才有看过他们的菜单吗 Did you have a chance to look at the menu?
我刚一个人的时候看了五遍 Yeah, um, I read it about five times by myself but I
但其实我也不知道应该看哪儿 don't know where to look so I just pretended that I
所以我就假装在读菜单 was reading and then I really was reading the
结果我真的把这菜单看了一遍又一遍 menu over and over.
那个啥 你是做什么的 What do you, what do you do?
我是做洋娃娃的 I make dolls.
做洋娃娃 You make dolls?
还有洋娃娃的屋子 And uh, doll houses. Huh.
和家具什么的 And little, little doll furniture to
很小的家具 可以放进洋娃娃的屋子里 go into the doll houses. It's so tiny...
接下来还必须做洋娃娃的家装 And that leads to doll upholstery and
和衣服 后来我意识到 doll clothes and next thing I
我正在做最小的洋娃娃领结时 know I'm making the tiniest little doll bow
我觉得我已经看不清了 tie and I think it might be affecting my vision,
我的眼睛现在老多问题了 I've been having a lot of problems seeing.
老天 真是太糟了 Oh my god, that's terrible.
所以你应该考虑不再弄这个了吧 So you should maybe stop doing that, right?
-从没想过 -我天 - Never. - Wow.
还真是锲而不舍啊 That's persistent.
那样的话洋娃娃们就会离我而去了 The dolls will leave me.
你是做什么的呢 What do you do?
我是一个纪录片制作人 Uh, I'm, I'm a documentary film maker.
我可以我看看你制作的影片吗 Can I see one of your films?
现在还没完成 不过我希望尽快 Well no not yet but hopefully soon.
那很好 That's cool.
对吧 Yeah?
是挺好的 Yeah it is, thanks, it's pretty cool.
我等不及要看看了 Well I can't wait to see it.
真的吗 多谢 Thanks, really? Yeah.
好吧 让你第一个先看 Yeah, alright. Well you'll be the first.
-我啥都看 不挑食的 -好吧 - I'll watch anything. - Oh.
你要点什么吗 Um. What are you gonna order?
如果我去找那个兄弟 就是那个 What if I went up to that guy, see that guy eating, uh,
好像喝着玉米饼汤的兄弟 it looks like tortilla soup?
美味 其实我有点喜欢盯着他了 Delicious. I actually like staring at him.
嘿 注意注意 我 我去找他 Yeah, hey, head in the game. And I, and I go up to him
然后我说 打唠一下 And I say 'exthcuse me
先森 这个玉米饼汤 thir, exthcuse me thir, that tortilla thoup is
会让你拉玉米粑粑吧 gonna make you tortilla poop!'
然后我就走开 and I just walked away.
没啥冒犯的但是就是怪怪的 That's not offensive it's just odd.
这可是有点冒犯 It's a little offensive.
你的段子呢 Alright what you got?
好吧 Okay.
坐我们对面那对 The couple next to us?
要不我把内裤脱掉 What if I took off my panties?
噢 有意思 Oh I like it already.
然后放进他的风衣口袋 And I slipped them into his coat pocket?
等他们晚上回家女生一定会发现这个 And when they get home tonight she finds the
然后他们肯定大吵一架 underpants and they get in this huge fight about
不管他是不是真的背着她出轨 whether or not he's cheating on her and the
他越抵赖就越让人怀疑 more he denies it the more she thinks he's a liar so
他们分手 他的朋友们都站女生那边 they break up, and all their friends side with her and
他会想 这个内裤 到底他妈 he's left wondering 'how the fuck, how the fuck did
是怎么到我口袋里来的 these underpants get in my coat pocket?'
他一直否认 几年后他给女孩打电话 and he still insists years later when he calls her,
这些内裤跟我没关系 我也不知道谁的 'they weren't mine I don't know where they came from, '
慢慢的他就疯了 或者成一个酒鬼 and he slowly goes insane and he becomes an alcoholic?
他所有的家人和朋友都嫌弃他 And all of his friends and family just completely
然后他孤独地结束他的一生 desert him and he dies alone.
因为艾滋病 Of aids.
这可是有点过分了 That has gone way too far.
你有点阴暗到了 You have veered into a level of depravity that is
最坏的程度 upsetting to say the least.
我感觉好像不认识你了 我也不想 I feel like I don't know you, I don't want to play
再玩这个游戏了 this game anymore.
这方面还是我比较擅长的 These are one of the things that I'm very good at.
不可思议你居然打破了这个游戏规则 That was incredible you just broke the game.
-你赢了吗 -我赢了 -You win? I guess. - I win.
朋友 你就是赢家 You my friend are the winner.
恭喜 你终于正式成为 Wow! Congratulations, you're officially
我认识的最烂的人 the worse person I know.
真贴心 谢谢 Aw, that's sweet, thank you.
给你买个冰激凌怎么样 Let's get you some ice cream, kiddo.
别惹我 Don't mess with me.
我不会的 因为你可能提出什么 Oh I won't, I won't, because then you'll come up with some
变态的阴谋来毁了我这辈子 perverted scheme to ruin my life and then I won't
而且我可能好几年都没意识到 even know it for years to come.
我不会对你这样做的 You won't even see it coming.
-那可 -真是太好了 - It's... - It's very good, I feel...
我有点害怕还有点佩服 复杂的感觉 I feel terrified, and impressed. It's a mix of emotions.
喂 Hi.
哦 抱歉 Oh sorry, uh.
你想什么呢 What are you thinking?
没什么 抱歉 Oh nothing sorry.
你嗑药了吗 Are you on drugs?
没有没有 No, no.
那你想来点吗 Do you wanna be?
不不不 No.
碰巧我包里有点阿德拉 I happen to have a bunch of Adderall in my purse.
你是说 你有一整包吗 Did you say you have a whole bag of Adderall?
对啊 Yeah.
为什么你会有这么多 What, why?
嗯 我是个艺术家 所以 I mean, I'm an artist, so...
-有道理 -漫漫长夜呐 - That makes sense. - Yeah, long nights.
你能和我一起参加我前任婚礼吗 Would you like to be my date to my ex girlfriends wedding?
-好啊 -是吗 太好了 - Okay. - Yeah? Great.
对于北美跳蛛而言 For the north American jumping spider, mating can
交配是一个危险的游戏 be a dangerous game.
一定时间内 雄性要引起雌性的兴趣 In this delicate moment, the male must woo the
不然的话雌性可是会杀死并吃掉他 female spider or she will kill him and eat him.
如果他没有引起雌性的兴趣 她就会 If the male fails to woo the female, she will stab
把毒牙插进他的身体 并且吸干一切 him with her poison fangs and suck out his insides.
亚当是你吗 亚当 Adam? Adam!
艾莉森 Allison?
你在这干什么呢 What are... what are you doing here?
你又在这干什么呢 What are you doing here?
在这撞见你可真有意思 That is so funny running into you.
我在这工作 Well I work here.
是吗 艾拉·莫斯 有意思 Oh yeah Ella moss, crazy.
已经七年了 Yeah for seven years.
-哦对 -没错 - That's right, - right.
我忘记是在这区了 I forgot it was on this block.
-见到你真好 -我也是 - Good to see you! - Good to see you.
你刚刚是在慢跑吗 Were you jogging?
是的 刚开始 Oh yeah, yeah, just got into jogging.
你开始喜欢慢跑了吗 You're into jogging now?
是啊 我戒烟之后就觉得 Yeah ever since I quit smoking I figured...
你不可能不抽烟的 You did not quit smoking.
我真不抽了 I did! I did.
真的 Really?
我还以为你绝对不可能戒烟呢 Wow thought you'd never quit.
我们结束后好多事情都变了 A lot's changed since we went out.
-是吗 -对啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-还有什么变了 -几乎全变了 - Like what else? - Oh man, I gave up kind of everything.
我现在更喜欢生机饮食了 不是全生 I got really into raw, not raw foods totally, but
就是吃的更健康了 more raw foods.
还是会自己做一点 我还是个厨师 I still cook a little bit. I'm still a cook.
登山来说这雾有点太大了 Too moist to my liking.
我讨厌这个天气 Ugh I hate that word! I know, sorry.
潮湿好像能把所有事情停止 Moist always brings everything to a standstill, yeah.
的确 我一直这么觉得 It does I've always said that.
嗷 天哪 Aw man.
我现在是经理了 Hey you know I'm the manager now.
-真的假的 那太好了 -就是说嘛 - Are you serious? That's great! - I am! I know!
-真不错 -我还每年 - Wow, good for you! - Yeah I get free trips
有一次去巴黎的免费旅行 to Paris once a year. What?
-还能比这个再酷点吗 -还好啦 - What's cooler than that? - Not much, could be worse.
得了吧 你现在可算是经营时尚界了 Come on, you're practically running the fashion industry.
对这方面我可没什么经验 Yeah I don't know about that but it's,
挺酷的 it's pretty cool. It's cool.
你呢 你现在干什么呢 What about you, you know? What are you up to?
我现在准备拍自己的第一个纪录片 Uh, I'm actually prepping my first documentary.
-什么 真的假的 -是的 - What? What?? - Yeah, yeah.
但是目前它还是在初步阶段 Well it's early, I mean it's, yeah, very early stages.
真不错 这不就是你一直想要的吗 That's amazing, that's what you've always wanted.
是挺好的 我觉得应该会还不错 It's pretty cool, I think it will be good.
-应该还行 -这个是关于什么的 - Yeah, uh, we'll see. - What is it about?
有点尴尬 关于爱情的 Well it's, I don't wanna it's love, really about love.
怎么讲 How so?
我知道可能听起来不是很厉害 但是 I know this sounds lame but I don't want to say
我现在还不太知道要怎么收尾 too much, I don't really know how it's gonna end
但是我会邀请你去看首映的 but I'll invite you to the premiere.
真不错 谢谢 Oh that's very kind of you.
我能问你几个事吗 Can I ask you something?
你什么都可以问 You can ask me anything.
你快乐吗 Are you happy?
为什么所有人都会问我这个问题 Why does everyone keep asking me that?
也许是有原因的 Well, maybe there's a reason.
天哪 Jesus!
我收回刚才那句话 你什么都不能问我 You know what, I take that back, you can't ask me anything.
天哪 Oh my god.
就是个问题嘛 Come on, it's just a question.
行吧 快乐吗 我自己也不太清楚 Okay happy, uh, I don't know, I guess so.
快乐是什么意思 我要笑一整天吗 I mean what does that mean? Am I smiling all day,
我现在不就在笑吗 am I laughing?
我不知道 但是你快乐吗 I don't know. Are you happy?
我觉得应该吧 Yeah I think I am.
挺好 那就行 That's great. That is great.
所以你会来吗 So you're really coming?
你开玩笑嘛 我当然会啦 Would you...? Yeah I am, I'm really coming.
为什么这么问 I'm here. Why?
我差一点没有邀请你 You know I almost didn't invite you.
为什么 Why?
我也不知道 Well, I don't know.
你就是 You're...
太你了 You.
然后我觉得如果没有邀请你的话 Then I thought it would be weirder if I didn't invite
好像是我要故意把你从我的生活里抹去 you like I was trying to cut you out of my life or something.
你疯了吗 这么重要的日子我肯定去啊 Are you crazy, I gotta be there. Your big day.
我也不想错过这个 我也想在当场 Don't wanna miss that. I want to be there.
我知道 我就是觉得 I know, I know, I just figured I would invite you and it
-邀请了你会更好 -是更好啊 - would be fine, or, - it's gonna be fine.
或者我可能就再也没有机会见你了 I'd never see you again, y'know?
再也没有机会见我 Never see me again?
就是差不多这个意思 Yeah, I mean probably, right?
你说什么呢 You're a monster what are you talking about?
我是说 这就是生活 如果你不是 Well I mean that's how life is, isn't it? If you're not a part of
-其中的一部分 -我一定会去的 - these moments, it just... - Alright hey, I'm coming, okay?
-我肯定会去婚礼的 -那就好 -I'm coming to the wedding. -Good.
不能让亚当在这留个遗憾 Can't do that, can't leave an Adam sized hole here.
再也不见你了 我的天 Never see you again, Jesus.
你知道我什么意思 对吧 I, you know what I mean right?
真的 我很为你 Look I'm happy
高兴 真的 for you, really am. Yeah?
我是真的为了你高兴 I am, I'm really happy for you!
我吃了很多抗抑郁药 I mean, I'm on a lot of antidepressants but,
他们有起作用 they're working, so.
但是我确实想你了 You know I do miss you.
一直 From time to time.
我也是 Me too.
我该走了 赶紧上车然后回家 Listen I should get going, I'm gonna hop on a car
我们会再见面的 and head home, but I'll see you.
我往这边走 Yeah... uh, you know what I'm headed that way
要不和你一起 myself so I'll just join you.
行啊 那你是要往哪边走 Yeah? Which way is that? Yeah.
那 那你往哪边走 Which, which way are you going again?
怎么了 What?
我还是走了比较好 Guess I'd better get going.
太久了 So long.
100刀 拉斯是你的了 I'll sell Lassie for a hundred dollars.
成交 拉斯你是我的咯 Deal. Lassie you're mine now!
正是一个个虔诚的心 And so it is with blessed hearts
把我们聚集在一起 that we have gathered here today.
来参加这对壁人神圣的婚礼 To join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
怎么样 Okay, how do I look?
看着像是要去参加葬礼 Like you're going to a funeral.
-祝我好运吧 -好运 - Wish me luck. - Yeah good luck.
一辈子只能有一次这样的机会 A moment like this only comes around once in a lifetime.
的确 这是稀缺又美丽的事 And indeed it is a rare and beautiful thing when
两个人找到最适合的彼此 two people find in each other such a perfect match, and
决定携手共度一生 decide to share a lifetime together.
要拉手吗 Wanna hold hands?
不要 No.
-太快了吗 -有点 - Too soon? - Yeah.
艾莉森和艾伦证明了他们的爱 Allison and Aaron have shown their love to be true.
如果有人觉得他们不应该结合 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that
请现在说出来 或者永远不提异议 these two should not be wed, speak now or forever
保持你们的安静 hold your peace.
我有些话想说 Yeah I have something to say.
如果有人觉得他们不应该结合 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that
请现在说出来 或者永远不提异议 these two should not be wed, speak now or
保持你们的安静 forever hold your peace.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry, sorry.
戒指呢 Do we have the ring? Yeah.
-你没事吧 -没事 - You okay? - Yeah I'm fine.
-你真好看 -多谢 你也是 - You look nice. - Thanks, thank you, you too.
-艾伦你愿意 -这再整一下 - Aaron, do you take. - just cut a little...
-没事 -接受艾莉森为妻吗 - That's alright, it's okay. - Allison as your wife
-看看这个 -不管生老病死 - oh look at that. - In sickness and health
-多谢 -直到生命结束吗 - thank you. - For as long as you both shall live?
我愿意 I do.
真美 So beautiful.
艾莉森你愿意接受艾伦为你的丈夫吗 And Allison, do you take Aaron to be your husband
不管生老病死 in sickness and in health in good times and bad for
直到生命结束 as long as you both shall live?
愿意 I do.
以上帝的名义 我宣布 Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you
你们正式结为夫妻 可以亲吻新娘了 husband and wife and you may now kiss the bride.
-让我倒这个 -你要倒吗 - Here, let me pour this. - You wanna do the honors here?
你还没吃呢 You haven't touched your food.
什么 Huh?
你的食物 Your food.
是哦 可能是不饿吧 Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess.
年轻的爱真美好啊 不是吗 Isn't young love a beautiful thing?
-什么 -年轻的爱 - What's that? - Young love.
哦 这是挺好的 Young love! Yes, uh, it's great. It's great.
这是你女朋友吗 Is this your girlfriend?
不不不 她还不是 No, her? No she's not my girlfriend.
我们就是几天前认识的 I just met her a few days ago.
她靠做娃娃赚钱 She makes dolls for a living.
那是挺好的 Oh that's nice. Yeah.
挺好 That is nice. It's nice.
婚礼上什么事情都是好的 Everything is nice at a wedding.
你注意到了吗 Have you noticed that?
所有东西都挺好的 Everything at a wedding's nice, the food's nice,
吃的 仪式 都挺好 the ceremony's nice, it's just nice.
不该这么好的 对吧 Can't all be that nice, am I right?
这是不是有点热啊 Is it hot in here, are you guys... it's hot, right?
是吧 就是有点热 You know what I mean, is it hot?
-我觉得还好啊 -我也是 - I feel fine. - I'm fine.
你当然觉得好了 Of course you feel fine.
什么事对你都是好的 Everything's fine to you.
什么 What?
没什么 抱歉抱歉 Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm... sorry.
多谢你能来 Thank you for coming.
好了 是时候请出我们的新娘和新郎 Alright, alright, it's that time we invite our bride
来跳他们的第一支舞 and groom down for their very first dance as.
艾伦·斯通勒先生和太太 Mr. And Mrs. Aaron Stoller!
来吧 来点掌声 Come on give it up for them!
看看这对新人 Look at this beautiful couple!
现在放的这首歌 And now, for the song that played
是他们第一次见面时候的那首 the very first time they met.
开始 Here it is.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
嘿 'Sup man?
哦 你好 Oh hey, hey, what's up?
你脸色差得吓人 有人撞死你的猫了吗 You look white as a ghost. Somebody kill your cat?
我女朋友在里面结婚了 My girlfriend's getting married in there.
你女朋友结婚 Your girlfriend's getting married??
事实上是前女友了 Well, ex-girlfriend.
真惨 Oh shit.
肯定不好受 That's messed up.
为何不呢 多谢 Why not. Thanks.
没事 Gotcha.
-好点了吗 -嗯 - Better? - Little bit.
-你叫什么 -费德里戈 - What's your name? - Federico.
费德里戈 Federico.
-亚当 -你好亚当 - Adam. - Adam, what's up.
你女朋友结婚 What are you doing here if
你为什么还来 your girlfriend's getting married?
她 她不是我女朋友了 Oh, uh, she's not my girl anymore,
我为她开心 and um, I'm happy for her.
真的 No I am. Yeah okay.
真的 I am.
我相信你 我没意见 I believe you. I'm good.
你知道 我养过一条金鱼 You know I used to have this goldfish.
他的名字叫汤姆·派蒂 His name was tom petty.
你叫你的金鱼汤姆·派蒂 You named your goldfish tom petty?
对 Yeah.
很酷的金鱼名字 Pretty cool name for a goldfish.
是啊 他就是条很酷的金鱼 Yeah well. he was a cool goldfish.
我很确信 I bet.
我养了汤姆·派蒂九年 Had tom petty for nine years.
然后有一天我清理袜子抽屉的时候 And one day I'm cleaning out my sock drawer
我打开抽屉 看进去 I turn, I look...
他已经走了 He's gone.
被人偷走了的走了吗 Gone like someone stole him?
去世的走了 Gone like he died.
好吧 不好意思 Yeah okay. Sorry.
知道然后我做了什么吗 So you know what I did then?
我跑到街区另一边的宠物店 I ran down the block to the pet store,
买了另一条金鱼 got me another fish.
-就这样吗 -就这样 老兄 - Just like that? - Just like that, man,
就这样而已 我爱汤姆·派蒂 just like that. I loved tom petty.
谁不爱呢 Who doesn't?
真令人心碎 Heartbreakers.
最让人心碎了 The best!
是啊 Yeah.
世界上还有很多的金鱼 'Lotta fish out there.
我知道你想表达什么了 I see where you're going with this.
恕我直言 费德里戈 我觉得 All due respect Frederico,I think
换人比换金鱼更难一些 people are a little harder than goldfish.
或许吧 Yeah maybe.
不过我告诉你 Tell you what though,
不会再有另一条汤姆·派蒂了 never gonna have another tom petty again.
我倒是有一条鲍勃·迪伦 I do have a Bob Dylan though.
我非常感激你对我说这番话 I really appreciate what you're trying to do.
你是个好人 You're a good man.
你是个聪明人 You're a wise man.
想嗨一下吗 Want to get high?
来嘛 Oh yeah.
-不 我大概不该这样 -你确定 - No I probably shouldn't. - You sure?
嗯 不然到里面会变得怪怪的 Yeah it might get a little weird in there.
不过谢谢你 But thank you.
-好 没事 -其实我该进去了 - Alright, cool. That's alright. - I should go back inside, actually.
好 你能做到的 Yeah. You can do this.
你真的觉得吗 You think?
你不必活得像逃难似的 You don't have to live your life like a refugee.
操它的的汤姆·派蒂 Fuckin' tom petty.
汤姆·派蒂 Tom petty.
介意我再喝一小口吗 谢了 You mind if I get another little sip? Thanks.
兄弟 喝两口吧 两口 Bro, take two, take two.
好 Okay.
好 没事了吧 Okay? You good?
谢谢你 真的 谢谢 Thank you, really. Thanks.
放手向前 Go for it.
去向海阔天空 Into the great wide open.
我的好兄弟 My man.
他完蛋了 He's fucked.
我没看到他在哪 I'll see if he's over there!
笑一个 Smile!
不要 谢谢 操 好吧 No thanks. Fuckin'... okay.
我谢谢您 Thank you.
糟糕 Oh shit.
失陪了 Excuse me.
亚当 Adam.
温迪 Wendy.
怎么了 What?
我本来还不确定你会不会来 I wasn't sure you'd make it.
我这不就来了吗 Oh well here I am.
老实说我还以为你放弃了 Honestly thought you were a goner.
觉得你一定不会来 Totally thought you'd bail.
什么 What?
不 不 No, no.
你很有胆量 You got balls.
谢了 Thanks!
而且看着也很帅气 And you look really handsome!
谢了 我也在想你看起来特漂亮 Thanks. I was just thinking how pretty you looked.
当然了 我一直很有魅力 Ah yes, always the charmer.
显然还不够有魅力 Apparently not charming enough.
我开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
这样子很棒 很好 This is, this is great, it's really nice.
是啊 很好 都挺好的 Yeah it's very nice, everything is just so nice.
我只是说 I was just saying that.
你猜有多少人可以保证 彼此的关系 You know, how many people can say that
亲密到不论如何都会 they're close enough to go to
赶赴对方的婚礼呢 each others' weddings no matter what?
很少人可以 你们是有些特别之处 That's rare! You guys have something special.
是 是 Yeah, yeah.
你们永远都会是朋友 You guys are always gonna be friends.
朋友 朋友挺好的 Friends is, friends is good.
哪还有什么更好的啊 What's better than that?
你知道 我一直都是你这边的 You know, I was always in your corner.
可拉倒吧 Get outta here.
不 真的 你一直都那么好 No really you were always so sweet.
艾伦他就是太完美了 知道吗 Aaron, is, he's just so perfect, you know?
是啊 谁要那么完美的人 Right, who wants that?
听起来太糟糕了 Sounds awful!
你知道我什么意思 You know what I mean!
不 艾伦很好 他很不错 No Aaron's good he's great
但你就是细节上做得还不够好 but you were just a little rough around the edges.
可也很讨人喜欢了 真的 It's endearing really.
谢了 我很想你们真的 Thanks, no I miss you guys. I do.
-另外 她看起来很美 -她是很美 - She looks beautiful, by the way. - Yes she does.
她继承了她母亲的美貌 She takes after her mother.
没错 She does.
温迪 还有什么你的新女婿做不到的吗 Wendy is there anything your new son in law can't do?
苏珊 这是亚当 Susan, this is Adam.
相机拿来 相机拿来 你得看看这个 Get your camera! Get your camera, you gotta see this!
无须说我想在这盛大的一天做点特别的事 Needless to say I wanted to do something special for the big day,
做点私下的事 something personal.
但对那些认识我的人来说 But those of you who know me,
而我想你们大部分都认识我 and I think a lot of you do,
你们知道我很喜欢学习新事物 you know that I'm into learning new things.
他什么都擅长 He's good at everything.
我也是情不自禁 Can't help it.
所以我飞到巴黎 So I flew to Paris
在简·皮埃尔的小天堂烹饪学校 and I studied at Jean Pierre's culinary school Le petit parodie
学了六个星期 一天五个小时 for six weeks, five hours a day.
艾莉森喜欢巴黎的一切 对吧 Hey, Allison loves all things Paris, am I right?
但我想谢谢你 简·皮埃尔 But I want to thank you Jean-Pierre,
你教会了我 法式烹饪是一门艺术 for teaching me that French baking is an art,
也是一门我已习得了的艺术形式 and it's an art form and I know that now.
-你真是浑然天成 -你也是出类拔萃 - You are a natural. - You're amazing.
你真了不起艾伦 You're amazing Aaron!
少来了 罗比 Come on Robbie!
你可别说了 真是个混蛋 Stop! What a dick.
我只是开个玩笑 I'm just kidding.
好笑 艾伦 真好笑 Nice, Aaron, nice. Good one!
闲话少说 艾莉森宝贝 这个献给你 Without further ado, Allison, baby, this is for you.
你他妈的逗我呢 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
希望你们都喜欢蛋糕 Hope you all like cake.
祝大家玩得开心 Everybody have fun.
干杯 Cheers!
你在模仿我吗 那就是我吗 You're doing me? Is that supposed to be me?
是吗 你怎么不来捅捅我的屌呢 伙计 Yeah? Why don't you finger my dickhole, pal?
天 Oh boy.
你想跳舞吗 Do you want to dance?
-你还好吗 -不太好 塔露拉 - Are you okay? - Not really, Tallulah.
我只是以为也许你想跳舞 I just thought maybe you'd want to dance.
-我们为什么会呢 -因为会很有趣 - Why would we do that? - Because it could be fun.
你知道吗 You know what?
操它的 Fuck it.
跳起来 Let's boogie.
抱歉了 Sorry.
来吧 Come on.
水到渠成 It'll all work out.
你这么觉得吗 You think so?
是的 Yeah.
吃得苦中苦 方为人上人 Every setback in life's an opportunity to grow.
真蠢 That's stupid.
你才多大 九岁吗 What are you, like nine?
等你毛长齐了再给我打电话 Call me when you get some hair on your balls.
让我来告诉你爱情的真谛 I'm gonna tell you something about love.
爱情是很恶心很恶心的狗屎 Love is shitty, shitty shit.
恶心死了 It's shitty.
吾不言粗鄙之语 I'm not supposed to say that word.
那你最好开始说 因为那就是爱情 Yeah, well, you better start 'cause that's what love is.
狗屎 Shit.
这就对了 There you go.
别吸太多了 好家伙 That's too much, baby!
拜托 兄弟 Come on, man!
真他妈棒 Fuck yeah!
跟我走吧 宝贝儿 You're coming with me, baby.
踩着这东西真难走路 This thing is so hard to walk in!
天哪 Oh, god.
你有看到你外婆那样子吗 Have you seen your grandmother?
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
她就喝了点酒 She's had a few drink.
就一点点 Just a little.
好了姐妹 我们外边见 Okay girl, I'll see you out there.
好 我几分钟就好 Yeah, I just need a minute.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thank you!
天啊 Jesus!
你在 你在这里干嘛 What are, what are you doing in here?
你在这里干嘛 What are you doing in here?
你都烂醉了 You're wasted.
不 我没有 No I'm not.
微醺而已 I'm a little drunk.
1分到10分 你有多快乐 开始 Scale of one to ten how happy are you? Go!
不要考虑 Don't even think about it!
生命中最美好的一天吗 Is it the best day of your life?
-差不多吧 -什么 - Pretty close. - Whaaat?
那真 那很好 That's so, that's good.
那真好 That's really good.
我能问你些事吗 Can I, can I ask you something?
也许吧 Maybe.
-也许不要吧 -为什么我俩不能成 - Maybe don't. - Why didn't we do this?
-亚当 -不 说真的 - Adam... - No really why didn't,
为什么我俩不能是一对 why didn't it work?
我们本也可以这样的 We could have done this.
你知道 我不能回答你 You know what, I can't answer that.
我们本也可以的 We should have done this.
当他们演奏约翰·梅尔的歌时 You know they were playing that John Mayer song and
我想起我拔臼齿那天 I was thinking about that day that I had my molar removed and
我被维柯丁搞嗨了 然后 I was all hopped up on Vicodin, and I was
我跳到你的床上唱 我的身体是个仙境 jumping on your bed singing 'my body is a wonderland.'
-我记得 - 当然 然后我开始唱 - I remember, - yeah. And I started singing
关于我牙齿命运的歌 songs about like, the fate of my tooth.
记得吗 比如 Remember that? The, like
他离开了我的嘴巴之后会发生什么 what was going to happen to him after he was out of my mouth.
-提米 -小牙齿提米 Timmy. Timmy the tooth.
然后你不停地用宝丽来相机给我拍照 And you kept taking pictures of me on that Polaroid camera.
我还记得你看着其中一张照片说 I remember you looking at one and you said
真不敢相信 这就是我要嫁的人 'i can't believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.'
真不敢相信这就是我要嫁的人 'i can't believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.'
你说的 you said it.
嗯 我记得 照片我还留着 Yeah I remember that. I still have the picture.
是吗 You do?
那 Well
亚当 我现在不能这样 Adam, I can't do this right now.
拜托 Please.
如果不是现在 那是什么时候 If not now, when? When, so...?
好吧 Okay
-不只是一件事 -又有多少件事呢 - It wasn't just one thing. - How many things was it?
你也在那 那是不同事情的组合所以 Okay you were there, it was a combination of different things and it
你在干什么 这是怎样 What are you doing? What is this?
-这是 等下 -你还好吗 - What is, wait... - Are you okay?
你就这样埋伏在洗手间里等我是吗 You're just gonna ambush me in the bathroom?
-埋伏 -是 你就是在埋伏 - Ambush? - Yeah you're ambushing.
拉倒吧 我才没有要埋伏你 Oh, get outta here this is not an ambush.
我就知道你会这样做 我就知道 You know I knew you were gonna do this, I knew it.
既然你知道 干嘛还要邀请我 Then why did you invite me if you knew I was gonna do this?
因为亚当 我以为我可以邀请你然后 Because Adam I thought that I could invite you and...
不 我懂 因为 No I know, because, because,
你心里有一部分还想着我 there's a part of you that wanted me to.
我觉得你心里有一部分 想要我 I think some part of you, some part of you wanted me
把你从人生中最大的错误拯救出来 to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life.
因为你心里的一部分知道 我知道什么 Because some part of you knows what I know.
知道什么 And what is that?
知道你是外星球来的外星人 That you're an alien from another planet.
-我天 -你就是 - Oh my god. - You are.
然后你在地球上唯一的外星人同伴 And the only other alien from your planet on this earth...
是我 Is me.
亚当 你把过去浪漫化了 Adam, you romanticize the past.
我是说 它不全是完美的 I mean it wasn't, it wasn't all perfect.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
但是它 它太美好了 But it was, it was pretty damn good.
是挺好的 It was pretty good.
都还行 It was alright.
-我们曾经那么开心 -很多时候都是 - We used to laugh so much. - We did used to laugh a lot.
你这个傻瓜 You dummy.
小傻瓜 You dumb.
亚当 Adam.
怎么了 What?
对不起 I'm sorry.
你为什么这样 Why'd you do that?
我以为我在试着 挽回你 I thought, I was trying to, I'm getting you back.
不 你不准 No! You're not!
为什么不 Why not?
我 他 我们曾经那么美好 I, is he, we were good,
他就比我好那么多吗 is he that much better than me?
-亚当 -不 说真的 - Adam... - No really, really!
他打网球 他网球打得很好 He plays tennis, he's great at tennis!
-是因为我不打网球吗 -请小声点 - Is it because I don't play tennis? - Keep your voice down please!
你知道 我邀请你来 You know I asked you here...
也许 也许我不该的 Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have.
我邀请你是因为我以为我们可以做朋友 I asked you here because I thought you could be my friend.
我真的不想伤害你 我 我不知道 I really didn't want to hurt you, I, I don't know,
我只是 我只是想让你来 I just, I just wanted you to be here.
我想让你参与其中 And I wanted you to be part of this.
你就是不改变 亚当 可是 You just don't change, Adam, and...
我改变了 I, I did.
我很抱歉 很抱歉 And I'm sorry. So sorry.
我 I'm...
我只想让你知道 I just want you to know that...
你爸爸想致祝酒词 Hey. Hey, your dad wants to give a toast.
-好 -艾伦在找你 - Yeah. - Aaron's looking for you.
-等等 等等 再给我一 -不 - Wait, wait! Just one... - No.
瞧瞧你们俩 Look at you!
这真是再好不过了 It couldn't get any better than this!
我觉得世界上再没有别的男人 I don't think there's another man in the whole
像艾伦一样适合我女儿了 wide world as suited for my daughter as Aaron.
艾伦 Aaron!
你对我来说就像个儿子 You've become like a son to me.
但你可不那么像个渔夫 You're not so much of a fisherman!
但我想还有很多时间 But I think there's time.
因为我知道 今天只是即将到来的 Because I know today is just the first in many
快乐时光的第一天 让我们举杯庆祝吧 happy days to come, and so let us raise a glass!
敬你的往后余生 Here's to the rest of your life!
挺行啊 傻逼 Way to go dipshit.
慢慢来 Easy does it.
等等 等等 等等 Wait wait wait wait!
艾伦 Aaron.
真的很好吃 Actually really good.
我没事 I'm okay.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
再见 Bye.